I ended up getting a new one anyways, and MAN is it cool! It's still not as easy to use as my old one, which was basically a digital version of a point and shoot, one time use camera. But it can do some way cool things.
I've been diddling around with it all morning and here is what I got:
"He who has my commandments and keeps them is the one who loves Me; and he who loves Me will be loved by My Father, and I will love him and disclose Myself to him."