T: Mommy, I a MONSTER!
UK (Unsinkable Kristen, of course): Goodnight, Monster Tot.
T: Goodnight, Monster Mommy.
(everynight before bedtime)
UK: Mommy loves her Tot.
T: Tot wubs her Mommy.
UK: What's your name?
T: Taylor Tot.
UK: No, what's your whole name?
T: Taylor Tot Whippin. (No lie.)
UK: Silly girl, what's your name?
T: Tay Chapman
UK: Close enough.
(Tot spills some pretzels)
T: Don't worry, Mommy. I clean it up, all by self!
(Tot loses shoes)
T: Don't worry, Mommy. I find shoes, all by self!
(Prayers before bed)
T: Don't worry, Mommy, I pray all by self!
(Mommy spills pretzels)
T: Don't worry, Mommy. I hep you all by self!
(any time I haven't watched her close enough)
T: Look Mommy! I NAKEE!!!!!!! (runs around the house)
(any time she sees water - a pool, a lake, a fountain in the middle of a shopping center)
T: I go simmin' right now! (begins to take her clothes off) Look Mommy! I get NAKEE!!!!
Is it any wonder I spend most of my day laughing?