Wednesday, March 26, 2008

Tot Speak

Warning: This post contains graphic descriptions of toddler life.

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In the car, on the way home from the park


UK: Tot, you need to wipe your nose, you have some stuff going on there.
T: No, I don't.
UK: What is that coming out of your nose, then?
T: Snot.
UK: Gross.
T: Mommy, Snot is not gross. It is delicious, delicious, delicious.

Then she licks it all up.

Gross.

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In the bathroom, Tot is trying to make #2.

T: Mommy, my bottom is not strong enough.
UK: Oh, no?
T: No, it needs more air.
UK: Um, what?
T: It needs more air and gas to push the poops out.
UK: Well, how about that.
T: (sighs) The Mommy poops and Daddy poops said no. All done.
UK: Okay, then.

4 comments:

Becky said...

that kid is awesome!

Jen said...

She is too much. You need to write a book!

Maude said...

LOL! I'm glad my kids aren't the only ones to have Mommy poops, Daddy poops, and baby poops!

Tracey Clem said...

Fantastic! Our Littlest has no problem with the poops...or the gas, for that matter. But my day is certainly coming.

Thanks for the glimpse of the future I have with the toddler...oh, with the toe issues too. At least we know he won't be too handicapped.