There will only be one Tot speak today, because it's a doozy.
After a successful potty trip, I am reminding Tot of her reward.
UK: Good job going on the potty, Tot!! Now, you know you get some ice cream because you made poo-poo's on the potty, right?
T: Mommy, when I put ice cream in my bottom it makes it feel much better.
UK: Um, in your bottom?
T: Yes, it takes away the horns (what she calls a diaper rash).
(pause for desperate praying)
UK: Please tell me you haven't actually done that.
T: Um, not really.
UK: Thank you.