Wednesday, April 23, 2008

Tot Speak

There will only be one Tot speak today, because it's a doozy.

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After a successful potty trip, I am reminding Tot of her reward.

UK: Good job going on the potty, Tot!! Now, you know you get some ice cream because you made poo-poo's on the potty, right?
T: Mommy, when I put ice cream in my bottom it makes it feel much better.
UK: Um, in your bottom?
T: Yes, it takes away the horns (what she calls a diaper rash).
(pause for desperate praying)

UK: Please tell me you haven't actually done that.
T: Um, not really.
UK: Thank you.



4 comments:

Tiffany said...

Well, she's probably right, you know.

Amy Lu said...

seriously...we need to get LM and Tot in the same room. Although it might be too much cuteness and the world could implode.

Becky said...

holy moly that kid! she is a trip for a girl!!

Cat said...

ROFL!