I know! Two posts in one day? Crazy. But this was too too funny to pass up.
In Tot's room, right before nap time, Tot is undressing to put on her nap time diaper.
T: Oh no. My underwears have skidders.
UK: (snickering) Man, Tot, that's too bad.
T: It's okay. Sometimes underwears have poop skidders. Sometimes diapers, too.
UK: (snickering) Oh yeah?
T: Yeah. But diapers protect us from poop skidders. And bugs. Can I sleep with my socks on? They keep me safe from skidders.
UK: Well how bout that.