Ever since I've been pregnant, I've double-sneezed every. single. day.
It's driving me nuts.
I get this vaguely nauseated feeling, which I of course attribute to morning sickness, and then I accidentally look at something bright and then I double sneeze. It kind of hurts, kind of feels relieving, and it's almost like my day hasn't really started until it happens.
And I'm not talking a-choo (pause) a-choo, I mean a-choo-choo. You can't even take a breath between sneezes. It's rather awkward. And loud. A-CHOO-CHOO. And totally unpredictable regarding timing. "Well hello David. How are A-CHOO-CHOO". All I know is that somewhere between the hours of waking and 11am I will double sneeze. And I have been known to have up to three double sneezes a day, after which my brain is dead for a full five minutes. One can only take so much.
I have never double sneezed before in my life and I am finding the regularity with which I am doing it now rather disconcerting.
Does this happen to anyone else? Please reply forthwith.