Well, Tot isn't the only funny one in the family. Little David is pretty hilarious in his own right. He's a little more subtle than Tot (who isn't?), but he's gold. Recently we took away his nuk away and while it's meant a large (large) increase in whining (large) it has also meant that he's talking SO much more. And he's so funny.
At 6:30 AM this morning, as he's sitting on the couch watching cartoons - he's our early riser.
UK: Oh, Bubba, did you leak out of your diaper?
LD: Yep, yuck.
(seeing the stain it made on the couch)
LD: Look Mommy! Mickey Mouse!
UK: Yeah, it does look like Mickey Mouse.
LD: Yucky Potty Mickey Mouse.
UK: Bubba, are you stinky?
LD: Yep. I sit here. You change my dirty diaper Mommy.
While apologizing for hitting Tot in the head with a giant tree branch. Seriously.
LD: I sorry I hit you tree, Taylor (he pronounces it "Tay-yer")
Tot: It's okay, Bubba.
Tot: A butterfly!! (runs away.)
LD: Friends? Tay-yer? Friends?? (chases after her)
(after catching her and forcing her into a hug)
LD: Friends, Tay-yer?
Tot: A butterfly!
(they both run away pretending to be butterflies)