Okay, the whole updating of the Fetus is just going to have to wait because my elder daughter is driving me out of my mind. Out. Of. My. Mind.
You know how everyone talks about boys and their manic energy and how they just make messes and tear things up to see what they are made of and how it's just "boys being boys" and so on? Well, I've got that in my Tot and I'm exhausted. I'm tired of walking into the playroom (which was reasonably clean that morning) and seeing the dress up box turned on it's side, contents asunder, every toy available to grab on the floor, brand new unidentifiable stains all over the carpet, pencil marks on the walls, drawers to the dresser broken, every piece of paper torn to shreds. It's exhausting. And it all takes place in total silence and so fast you can't even imagine.
Please, mother's of boys or mothers of girls who are just as mindlessly and unmaliciously destructive as mine, please tell me how to get this under control.