UK: Tot!!! Knock it off!! What in the world has gotten into you this morning??
T: Hmmm. I think I'm acting like this because of mind control.
T: Yep, that's it. Mind Control. Something has slid over my brain and is making me do this.
UK: (Sigh.) Get in your room.
T: I'm telling you. Mind Control.
Is it any wonder I'm going nuts today with such a little snot? :)