I mean, seriously. Can you not just see yourself all swathed in this fancy apron making coffee, jamming to music in the kitchen, cooking up some eggs, with the sun all shining through the windows? Because you know if you had this apron on it would always be sunny. It would have to be. It could be cold and cloudy and the minute you pulled the apron out the weather would say "Well, shoot. We can't be all gloomy today - she pulled out the breakfast apron! It has a bacon pocket! We can't rain on her bacon parade."