Oh 409. I know you aren't good for me. You are full of ingredients I can't pronounce well. You are not good for the environment. You smell like chemicals. Bad ones. You are dangerous for my babies to ingest - which means I have to watch you like a hawk.
But it's been years - YEARS - since I've had you in my home. And I miss you ever so much.
So just this once, just until you run out, you can come on back in.