If there had ever been any doubt in my mind, there is none now - my second child is all BOY. Everything he says is half yelled, riddled with references to body functions, and covered in dirt. Yep, that kid is so dirty I think even his words are covered in dirt.
Here are a few highlights from the last couple weeks:
I'm still sleeping and Little David runs in.
LD: Mommy, Allie-cakes is awake and she is CRYING.
UK: Okay, Bub, I'll get her in a second, go back to your room.
LD: Mommy, I think Allie-cakes is hungry and wants to nurse from your BOOBIES!
Cue maniacal laughter because "boobies" is the funniest word he knows right now.
Overheard while Little David is in the living room and Allie is in the pack n play.
LD: Allie-cakes Margaret Chapman! Your face is wet of SPIT!
Like I said, everything has a body function qualifier on it these days. Some samples...
UK: David, do you want some Bunny Grahams for snack?
LD: Bunny grahams AND POOP.
UK: Bubba, do you want some milk?
LD: Milk AND POOP.
UK: You are so gross.
UK: Bub, here is Teddy and Blankie, night night.
LD: Teddy and Blankie AND POOP.
UK: (sigh) That doesn't even make any sense.
LD: Sense. AND POOP.