Lately, David has been what I like tell people is "spirited". What it actually is, is a little snotty and something we are working on. Be that as it may, it's often hilarious :) .
To me, over a breakfast of yogurt and granola
LD: Mom, Can I tell you why this breakfast is lame?
UK: No, David, and that's rude. Why don't you say something nice about it instead?
LD: Because it's lame.
UK: It's time to stop talking now.
LD: Sorry, Mom.
To Tot, while playing.
LD: Taylor, I think you are the best sister in the world.
T: That is so sweet, Bubba!
LD: I think we should get married.
T: Um, Dude. The president won't ALLOW us to get married. And that's gross anyways.
LD: Well, fine then. I'm not buying you a unicorn.