Wednesday, May 09, 2012

This Day Needs To Get Better

My children have peed on me way too many times this morning.

Nolan has peed on me once. 

Allie has peed on me twice. 

Nolan has spilled a full quart of water on my bedroom carpet (and rolled in it).

Allie has spilled juice on our already Sad Couch. 

I found a fly in my coffee. 

I swear on everything that is good, if a grub falls on my arm I am going to quit this day. 

(And yes, a grub has actually fallen from the ceiling and hit my arm before.  Worst. Day. Ever.)


1 comment:

Cat said...

UK, I'm so glad you are back in the blogosphere again. I can always count on you for a laugh!